Overall rating- B: The Orchid World is fascinating but Hansen's storytelling needs some work.
“You can get off alcohol, drugs, women, food, and cars but
once you’re hooked on orchids, you’re finished. You never get off
orchids...never.” And so begins Orchid Fever (both the book and the ‘illness’
itself) and how Orchids have seduced the horticultural
industry for the past two centuries with their beauty, delicate nature, pollination process, seductive
scents, and in some cases, their rarity.
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Because of those reasons (and probably more), Orchids also
tend to give people ‘orchid fever,’ which is not so much a sickness as much as
it is a name for the obsession. Travel writer and author Eric Hanen explains it best by stating, “in the same way orchids attract specific insects to
help them pollinate by producing signature scents, people are also attracted to
these scents, which then induces ‘orchid fever’ in many. They soon find they
have no choice but to collect orchids, feed them, love them, and stay entranced by their beauty for the rest of time…these orchid people are referred
to as hobbyists but they cater to the needs of their beloved orchids with a
single minded devotion that blurs between love and lunacy.”
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This becomes truer than Henson could have ever imagined as
he explores everywhere from the Borneo rainforest to study the rarest of
orchids, to the Orchid shows where fat judges with chubby fingers handle these
delicate flowers and criticize them on the smallest of details. Although the Orchid judges seemed a little
ridiculous, Hansen met an interesting man, Joe Kunish, who really gave
perspective as to where their obsession landed on the crazy scale, “…the only
people that are weirder than us are the dog show people…and we are not a
distant second by any means.”
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Everywhere he went, Hansen met an amazing array of people
who were involved in the orchid world, for better or for worse: there were the
scientists who just wanted to study, observe, and understand them; the
appreciators who were entranced by their beauty and/or scent; the growers who
doted on them like their own lived depended on it; and then the politicians, making so many
ridiculous regulations and restrictions that people had to choice but to break
the rules in order to follow them.
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I found so much of what he was saying fascinating; getting
an insider’s look at this amazing world of people who treat the orchids like
their children and the effects these flowers had on their followers. However, there
were a couple huge problems that really hurt the way the story could be
interpreted. (Fiction or non-fiction, your story has to flow and have a point,
or else the reader will become bored and all will be for nothing.)
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For one thing, the structure of the book was all wrong. He had all of the right material; it just wasn’t
arranged in the right order. Remember in
the beginning of this review where I gave Hansen’s description of Orchid fever?
Yeah, well, a quarter of the way through the book, he says that along with a
description of that makes an orchid so different from other flowers. That is
something you say in the beginning;
to not only pull the reader in but also to set them up for what the book will
be focusing on. But no…instead, he
places important information in random spots of the book, making parts of his book
dry and stagnant.
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If that wasn’t bad enough, he makes one of the worst mistakes
an author can make: he extended the ending. The second to last chapter would
have been the perfect ending; everything has come full circle and I felt a sigh
of relief. But once again, no…I turn the page and
see what so many authors before him have done and it rarely turns out well:
they get the ‘one more thing’ syndrome.
What that means is they drag the story out by adding ‘one more thing’ to
make the story even better, when instead they overcompensate and make the reader
want to scream. And he didn’t just add ANY chapter…he added one that was TRIPLE the
length of the other chapters. That’s like hiking up a mountain, thinking
you’ve reached the top only to see that you still have a long ways to go and
you’re exhausted, ready to be done already.
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Despite its flaws, Hansen’s journey was not
made in vain. He brought awareness to this amazing and intricate world of
Orchids and how such beauty can help the world. Orchids have more uses than we know of and if Hansen and others who have Orchid Fever stray away from the politics
and focus on the orchids themselves, then they may be able to start a revolution
toward a better planet and better future for us all.
~Shelly-Beans
